Limpet

You’re so horribly needy

And you’re shite in bed

I feel like a limpet

Is stuck to my head.

I wish you would fuck off

And leave me alone

When you open your mouth

I just hear you drone

Like an annoying fly

That buzzes around

I try to swat you

But you only rebound

It’s really annoying

You’re just not a catch

I thought you’d realise

We really don’t match.

You just agree

With whatever I say

I honestly think

You’re a bit fucking gay.

So, once and for all

Hear the words of this rhyme

Take the hint, I don’t like you

You’re wasting your time.